Clap if you find yourself cheering for the "villain" in movies. Micheal Myers, Jason Vorhese, Fred Kruger just to name a few. Sorry but if your idea of romance is to screw in the woods maybe a hockey mask wearing, machete wheeling nut case should see what your girl's head is all about.
Horrors 101
virgins fly, horny teens die.- the killers love to wait til the victims Viagra kicks in
Fluids kill.- blood, spit, sweat, bites, scratches and tear equal welcome to zombiedom
heroes don't save themselves.- the guy that goes to save the random chick usually gets an axe to the gut.
Don't you dumb fucks hear that music!! - every killer has a kill track, you hear it, haul ass.
No that's not Tommy but he does play too much.- victim: "Josh, is that you. stop playing, where are you" walks down dark hallway. Axe in the neck! Survival summary: I called out, you didn't answer I'm sticking around.
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