he calls her, she misses the call by seconds. She calls back, he doesn't answer. She calls back again, same result. He calls back five minutes later:
her-"hello"
him-"hi"
her-"What you doing?"
him-"nothing"
her-"you sound sad"
him-"I'm alright"= I am or am not sad, you'll have to dig to find out
her-"So you aren't Sad? what were you doing?"= you really didn't answer my question
him-"watching t.v, hi"= change the subject
her-"hi"=okay
him-"is your mom going to work?"=can you get the car?
her-"yes"= what's he up to?
him-"hi, what did you do today?"=damn
her-"nothing, woke up showered, spent time with my sis, made a sandwich and called you back?" =spit it out
him-"oh"= i'll try again
her-"you went to work today"= talk to me damnit
him-"yes............................ did she leave already?"= can you get the car?
her-"yes, did you want me to come and pick you up?" = It's well into her work hours, of course she did!
him-"yes"= damn, guess I gotta stay here now
her-"well, why didn't you call and tell me that earlier?"= why didn't you ask me to get you earlier?
him-"I was busy"= I don't know
her-"oh, okay let me finish eating. I'll call you back"= shm, so now it's my fault. whatever
him-"okay"= bitch
end of call
how it should have went:
Him- Hi
Her- What's up?
Him- do you think you could swing by and pick me up?= come get me
Her- sorry, my mom left with the car.=I wish he called earlier
Him- oh, okay. I wanted to see you today. If I didn't have to go to work in the morning I would have still come. Okay I'll talk to you later.= either I do want to come by or I just don't want to be home right now.
Her- okay, love you= that sucks, I would have loved to see you
Him- love you too.= same here
Her-bye
Him-bye
Short, sweet, and to the point. What's so hard about that?
